@article{slurryasaserviceamodestproposalonscalabl,
  title = {Slurry-as-a-Service: A Modest Proposal on Scalable Pluralistic Alignment for Nutrient Optimization},
  author = {Rachel Hong and Yael Eiger and Jevan Hutson and Os Keyes and William Agnew},
  year = {2026},
  eprint = {2603.02420},
  archivePrefix = {arXiv},
  url = {https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.02420},
}