@article{youcantfightinherethisisbbs,
  title = {You Can't Fight in Here! This is BBS!},
  author = {Richard Futrell and Kyle Mahowald},
  year = {2026},
  eprint = {2604.09501},
  archivePrefix = {arXiv},
  url = {https://arxiv.org/abs/2604.09501},
}